Jake
“Radish” – Jake’s name for his dummy
Upon arriving home from a rainy cycle commute “Are you worn out Daddy?”
When Jake saw my Valentines Day badge “Can I have your Badger?”
When a programme has finished on Cbeebies “Can I watch another foalm?”
When doing a jigsaw “Yes, I suppose this piece goes here”
When kissing his own finger better “Daddy you missed out!”
While trying to take his t-shirt off himself “Watch this Daddy!”
He saying he wants more than one of something “I want both a ’em”
When naughty “You silly old cracker!” (We’ve tried to stop him saying that)
When naughty “Cracker!” (he says it in the same voice as the previous one, so we’ve told him not to say it too)
After putting him to bed he will say “Chats while hiding?”
“Bajabo”. What Jake calls a Baja Beetle.
“Oh no I losted a bit”. When he lost a piece of Jigsaw puzzle. He puts -ed at the end of a lot of words.
“Look Daddy, there’s a flying spider!” when he saw a daddy long legs
“I don’t very like this” when disliking something
“Oh muck!” when playing Lego Star Wars. Not sure where he got that one from
When Mia has done a posset. “Baby Mia’s done a mosset!”
Saying “Darth Maud” instead of Darth Maul
Saying “Light Saver” instead of Light Sabre
I told Jake this joke “two birds sitting on a perch, one says to the other “can you smell fish?”, Jake retold it as “Two birds sitting on a log, one ate a fish and the other getted dead”
As I turned the telly on “I don’t like this. It’s a chatterbox film!”
Saying “Tardist” instead of Tardis
Jake’s name for Mia : Mia super ribbon bakugan destroy fight
Mia
“Bapple” – apple
“No like it” – while shaking head vigourously – she doesn’t like something
“Bappy” – nappy
“Nodis” – bogies
“Mat” although now at 2 it is “molk”- milk
“ba” – bath
“beh” – bed
“larts” – light as in pretty light which we look at from the loft room before bed
“I don’t like it” – while shaking her head.
“Yummy, I like it!”.
“Binish” – when her milk has finished at which point she gives me the empty bottle.
“Gok!” – when she wants to go for a walk.
“Sowwy” – when you ask if she has been sharing with Kit at her childminders
“pocky” – coffee
“Right way!” said like this “rah way!” when there is a choice of two paths and Mia decides which is best.
“Radis” – raisins
“Cochin” – means cushion or more accurately pillow. She has taken to taking a pillow from our bed into her cot. Can also mean “I want to sleep in your bed and not in my cot”
“Kwylet” – quiet
“I kie” – Meaning that Mia has cried
“I two” – said just after Mia has been cheeky to Mummy and said as a justification for her actions 🙂
“pizz milk” – how Mia asks for milk
“hello big/little boi” – When talking to her babies
“course you can! ” – when asked a question
“no you can’t” – when Jake asked for some of Mia’s chocolate
“hello big boy!” – a general greeting which is a reference to her favourite baby “Baby Big Boy”
“go on the stinking step!” – when Mia is telling off one of her babys
“godjabilla” – One of Mia’s cryptic sayings. I don’t know what it means but it sounds cool all the same
“shamaglosh” – One of her later sayings.
“Is it a PE day today?” – The usual morning routine of Mia asking if she can wear her PE kit to school
“Dortor” – Water
“cheers” or “chz”, “upsy daisy”, “dooown” – when she wants to get down.